It would be awesome if... ...there really were sharks with laser beams on their fricken heads
Submitted by: Cody, On: 1/21/2010
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It would be awesome if... ...the next time somebody says something would take "moonbeams and unicorns", a unicorn riding a moonbeam really showed up
Submitted by: Droyd, On: 7/26/2010
It would be awesome if... ...every day you wake up and physically feel your body as strong as you were in the 20s!!!
Submitted by: Mark, On: 1/28/2010
It would be awesome if... ...VH1, MTV, or E! accidentally produced a reality show about people with an IQ over 40 who are emotionally stable, and it went to #1.
Submitted by: TV Watcher, On: 7/20/2010
It would be awesome if... ...the cure for any disease was a six beers and rest.
Submitted by: Droyd, On: 2/4/2010
It would be awesome if... ...people used turn signals before cutting in front of you.
Submitted by: Laura, On: 1/26/2010
It would be awesome if... ...Since hollywood is remaking everything, they came out with a modern version of Greatest American Hero. That show was awesome!
Submitted by: Me, On: 3/12/2010
It would be awesome if... ...we traded Arizona to Mexico for Baja. Then all the Zonies became illegal if they tried to come back to the US, and Baja would be cleaner
Submitted by: NIS, On: 7/28/2010
It would be awesome if... ...clients who hire experts to do what they can't, stopped undermining the expertise they've paid for
Submitted by: Billable Hell, On: 7/24/2010
It would be awesome if... ...Steve Jobs said "It's your phone, you paid for it, do what you want with it - now here's a better antenna."
Submitted by: Droyd, On: 7/18/2010
It would be awesome if... ...instead of 3d TVs they started selling them with an all nude setting
Submitted by: Mike, On: 8/24/2010
It would be awesome if... ...A city by city traveling Ninja Warrior competition
Submitted by: Droyd, On: 8/24/2010
It would be awesome if... ...Upon retiring, football players were prohibited from returning as players.
Submitted by: Cody, On: 8/24/2010
It would be awesome if... ...The cocaine charges against Paris Hilton were dropped on the condition that she disappear
Submitted by: Nicole, On: 8/30/2010
It would be awesome if... ...somebody invented standard sized water bottles that use solar power to desalinate water
Submitted by: Cody, On: 8/30/2010
It would be awesome if... ...somebody made a website where people just submitted awesome stuff
Submitted by: Cody, On: 1/21/2010
It would be awesome if... ...our bodies looked as beautiful at 61 as it did at 16!!
Submitted by: Suzy, On: 1/26/2010
It would be awesome if... ...Bill Watterson came out of retirement and started up Calvin and Hobbes again
Submitted by: Watterson fan, On: 3/12/2010
It would be awesome if... ...all companies went to a four day work week
Submitted by: Cody, On: 1/21/2010
It would be awesome if... ...my dogs came with remote controls, and those remotes had mute buttons
Submitted by: Cody, On: 2/1/2010